QUICKIE TIPS Quickie Tip #1 - When it comes to anal sex, slow and steady always wins the race! Until, of course, she screams FASTER! Quickie Tip #2 - When it comes to anal sex, more lube is always better than less lube! Quickie Tip #3 - 3. Lay an extra towel down before you start to take away any "permanent staining worries" either of you might have. Quickie Tip #4 - 4. I always wash my ass thoroughly after going to the bathroom. You never know when you might be offered a rim-job. See hygiene.